Just a Twinge of Cosmic Angst

Hi! I'm Christina. This blog is just a compilation of everything and anything I love.

gaydiationpoisoning:

You ever think you’re over something and then it’s like no, nope, still bitter. Going to live and die on this hill, this is my home now.

(via byprayerandpetition)

(via achillcs)

oatmealmarketing:this pic is crucial

oatmealmarketing:

this pic is crucial

(via taliskertalisker)

  • sirius black: heck yes I'm out of Azkaban
  • sirius black: right plan a kill that motherfucker wormtail little fucking
  • sirius black: actually maybe I should check on harry first
  • sirius black: in disguise obvs
  • sirius black: will the fact my disguise is also an omen of death affect this damaged and targeted child in any way
  • sirius black: nah
  • Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
  • Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
  • --
  • Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
  • Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
  • Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
  • Juliet: That was dumb of you
  • --
  • Romeo: We should get married right now
  • Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
  • Romeo: Like tomorrow?
  • Juliet: Sure, fine.
  • --
  • Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
  • Romeo: Right.
  • Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
  • --
  • Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
  • Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
  • Juliet: For fucks sake.